Crazy Shit Wingers Believe


Wingers believe that college professors are evil Machiavellian manipulators of their children's thoughts, reliably turning them into liberals during a few hours of contact each week.

College professors trend liberal, young people trend liberal, correlation is not causation.

If this particular belief were actually true then right wing parents must have failed to introduce adequate critical thinking skills and/or failed to provide convincing support for their own beliefs, despite years of intimate contact with their children. Otherwise, their children would not be so susceptible to the wiles of professors who can apparently simultaneously beat the intricacies of single-variable calculus into the skulls of their progeny while also inculcating them with Marxist ideology. 

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